May 3, 2010

Glory in the Bathroom

It is stunning. A beautiful work of gleaming art that rips tears from the eyes of angels. A white monument to all that is grand and flawless on this planet.

It's a toilet.

Now I realize that other people (the jaded sort with whom I shall not associate) will not see the perfection in lavatory equipment. But I assure you, the new gem in my bathroom has produced rampant weeping. I simply adore it.

Partially because it's brand spanking new. Mostly because it works.

I feel no shame in proclaiming the rapture soaring through my bones as I gaze at my pretty new friend. Folks, it not only flushes (which is only appreciated when accustomed to one that needed daily floggings) but it's whisper-quiet, snap-quick and did I mention it gleams? Did I also mention that the old one was pink?

Now you see the cause of my joy.

5 comments:

  1. It is the joy in the simple things that separates us from the animals, Zaedah.

    :-)

    I, too, rejoice in your new toilet.

    Pearl

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  2. Great news. Long may it flush.

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  3. Does it do big and small flushes?

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  4. I am in awe. How dare you use it?

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  5. im glad you like it,now on to our next project.

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